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Exciting Valentines Day Sayings and Messages 2015

Still looking for some of the most exciting Valentines day sayings and quotes to wish your love one this Valentine? Let us help you by first throwing away all the ridiculous ones and handpicking the best and most exciting Valentines Messages for you. Have your pick.

exciting valentines

No woman will ever be truly satisfied on Valentines day because no man will ever have a chocolate penis that ejaculates money. ~Unknown Author

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $3.95 a minute. ~Unknown Author

If you think that hickey looks like a blister. You should check out the one that I gave to your sister. ~Unknown Author

If you don’t want it cold and hollow, swallow it when it’s still hot. ~Kurt Avish

This feels so good, it feels so right. I just wish it wasn’t $250 a night. ~Unknown Author

I have lived and slept in the same bed with English countesses and Prussian farm women…no woman has excited passions among women more than I have. ~Florence Nightingale

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. ~Robin Williams

You’re a honey. . . and you’re a cutie. I just wished you had J-Lo’s “booty”. ~Unknown Author

You’re a woman of style, you’re a woman of class. Especially when I’m spanking, your big-round-fat ass. ~Unknown Author

You don’t appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for later in life. ~Elmo Phillips

I don’t wanna be sappy or silly or corny. So, right to the point, let’s do it, I’m horny! ~Unknown Author

Through all the things that came to pass. Our love has grown. . . but so’s your ass. ~Unknown Author

I bought you this Valentine’s card to invite you to be my whore tonight. ~Kurt Avish

It’s been so long since I’ve had sex, I’ve forgotten who ties up whom. ~Joan Rivers

I’m a practicing heterosexual, but bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. ~Woody Allen

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